You know how sometimes you’re pregnant and sleep deprived and overwhelmed and looking around at the chewed up cheerios, organic cheerios of course, scattered about and somehow they have now multiplied into three times what you started out with and you’re looking at the plant soil that your baby decided to redecorate the living room with and you can see a reflective glare coming from the “toddler films” that are adorning every touchable surface of your home… And you’re looking at all of this and just thinking, did I feed those gremlins past midnight or let them get wet?! You know when your kitchen literally looks like that kitchen scene from Gremlins… and you think… IF ONLY…. If only there was something that would sweep this up for me… Or, better yet, sweep AND vacuum… Or, even better yet, sweep, vacuum AND mop! OR.. Maybe if there was just something that would sweep, vacuum, mop AND DISINFECT the never-ending toddler film off my floors!!!!
WELL!!! I found it! I found it!!! Our new bObiPet does all 4 of these things! For real! Sweeps! Vacuums! Mops! AND Disinfects with fancy schmansy UV lights! I opened the box and, I call mine a him, and I imagined him saying to me in the voice of Ryan Gosling, “Hey Girl, Hey! Why don’t you waddle yourself on up those stairs and get get those sticky babes in the bath and I’ll clean up all those cheerios that fell in love and multiplied all over your floor!” There’s something magical about pushing a button, walking away and saying, “Thanks Boo, I’ll charge you back up so good later!” Except, he can do that all by himself too!!! It’s a beautiful, beautiful thing!
So, we technically don’t have any pets, but we have a 4 year old, a 3 year old, a one year old, a baby on the way and I’m married to one hunk of a beard shedding manly man! So, this basically equates to owning at least a St. Bernanrd! And bObi is taking care of us real nice!
The only thing that could make it better is if there were adjustable toddler straps that attached to the top that would allow me to safely buckle up and strap down the little teether who’s in full on stage 5 clinger mode for a little afternoon ride so momma could treat herself to something special, say maybe peeing by herself or something fancy like that:D Or maybe if it has a ‘Beware! Toddler Coming’ Radar system:D So, consider those suggestions for your next model, bObsweep!
Seriously though, thanks bObi for giving me a helping hand during the day. And now my broom can do what it does best! Hang on the wall ready to pose for some pretty photos:D
(Disclosure: I received bObiPet from bObsweep for personal review purposes and all opinions stated above are my own honest opinions. Click links in post to be directed to their website and to learn lots more about bObsweep.)